I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD… I want dogs to speak… I want to fly…I want to fling a lasso around the moon and pull it towards me….I want a ride on a dragon….I want the golden ticket to the chocolate factory…I want to be a phoenix….i want to hack into pentagons database and change all records....i want my replica at madame tussauds....I want to beat tyler durden in a fight..….I want to destroy all cigarettes….I want to exile george bush and osama together to a gas chamber somewhere On mount everest....I want to travel around the world in 79 days....I want my loved ones to always be happy...I want to be aboard the black pearl and make out with salma hayek....I want to be the first to make any contact with aliens….I want to discover a fifth dimension that’ll take me to the spirit world….i want bad things to happen to bad people not the gud ones....I wanna do salsa with shakira ...I want to demolish gravity….I want to be the antichrist…...I want to be invisible….. I want people to listen….. I want to wage a nuclear war against the mosquitoe kind and destroy them all in one go ...I want to understand people better.…. I want to pass a law against birds shitting on people’s heads…. I want to erase my shadow…… I want to make crying illegal....I want to marry the queen…. I want a pyramid built for me when i die... I want to be a rockstar in my afterlife.... I want to steal the universe and hide it under my bed….I want to meet count Dracula….. I want to turn the pacific ocean into my private jacuzzi...I want a genie….I want to play my Guitar till eternity….. I want to make people smile more often..…..I want to scale Eiffel tower with Spiderman…. I want to build a black taj mahal …I want to be able to help everyone....I want to see everything before I die…..i want to know what everything is... I want to die in my sleep….... i want people to remember me when i;m gone....
For all those who made it so far with/ without sleeping or yawning, do u think u have even the vaguest idea about me?? I’m still just another profile amongst the zillion others on orkut …..Do u think u know me now? Does it matter? Do u think I really care what people make out of all the crap I just wrote? Would you dare to believe it all? I shall rule over hell very soon…see u there…slong!
yaawwnnn.....
